When in line, keep to your spot. 

At Megamall's Globe Business Center, I was in the queue for customer service to look into my issue.  That day, I was restless, having a bomber stomach so I could not stand still.  

Luckily the lady in front of me left, and this cut short my wait.  Unluckily though there was a grumpy, brusque-looking guy next in line to me. 

I asked permission from the guard to hold my spot, and I'd just be walking around within a 2 meter circle.  I did 3 circles, returned but the bald, brusque-looking guy wanted me to get behind him.  

He wasn't happy that I took the same spot.  He was unkind to me even as he heard me asking permission from the guard, "we all lined up here in order."   Mean, mean bald guy.

As I waited my turn, my stomach began to grumble.  I knew what was coming next.  I let go the loudest and biggest fart in my life, hoping it smelled too.  

Oh, what a glorious day!