Monday, December 18, 2023

 When in line, keep to your spot. 

At Megamall's Globe Business Center, I was in the queue for customer service to look into my issue.  That day, I was restless, having a bomber stomach so I could not stand still.  

Luckily the lady in front of me left, and this cut short my wait.  Unluckily though there was a grumpy, brusque-looking guy next in line to me. 

I asked permission from the guard to hold my spot, and I'd just be walking around within a 2 meter circle.  I did 3 circles, returned but the bald, brusque-looking guy wanted me to get behind him.  

He wasn't happy that I took the same spot.  He was unkind to me even as he heard me asking permission from the guard, "we all lined up here in order."   Mean, mean bald guy.

As I waited my turn, my stomach began to grumble.  I knew what was coming next.  I let go the loudest and biggest fart in my life, hoping it smelled too.  

Oh, what a glorious day! 



 

Thursday, December 7, 2023

On the Fly

With great brands, comes greater responsibility. 

Restaurants, coffee shops, and bars serve customers food and drinks that have earned top-of-mind recall to many.  I, for instance,  would order Caesar's Salad for my main course or any soup (seafood chowder, if any) and for dessert, carrot cake and piping hot coffee.  

At Venice Mall in Taguig yesterday, I ordered Caesar's Salad at this Cafe.  After saying "grace" I dug into the huge pile of romaine lettuce.  Lo and behold, a fly! 

I tried to swat the indulgent fly with my palm, obviously I wasn't fast enough.  Those floating cute candles didn't help any.  Maybe the grated cheese was a "come on over" scent to the fly. 

Classic Ensaymada for dessert, I left in a huff. 




Wednesday, September 4, 2019

Supermarket Ordeal

I rarely go to Megamall on a Friday. Would rather go on a Monday when the mall is less crowded and store attendants have recovered from weekend madness.

Yesterday was a must because I had to get my vitamins and supplements. I normally go to Healthy Options. That done, I picked up some stuff at the supermarket for my salad and soup.


I learned that if you ask the supermarket attendants and start your question with something like "wala bang maliit nito or small pack?" They will answer, "wala." They parrot you.

Here's what worked: "kuya, tingnan mo ito, may bulok, puedeng tanggalin?" I was referring to latundan bananas, a pack of fairly large ones, six pieces. I had one removed, re-weighed, and re-tagged.

What I got shocked about is romaine lettuce at 433 pesos a kilo! Ransacking the chiller didn't give me much choice. Maybe I can get it less expensive at my not-so-favorite supermarket nearby when I replenish.

With the squash that the pumpkin that I bought ,  I prepared a less sinful version.  Got the idea from Delifrance where I had a quick lunch of soup and solo (half size) club chicken sandwich. Theirs had totally no cream, it was thick enough and delicately spiced. Mine as shown in the picture, without the usual all purpose cream, I added only 2 tablespoons of evaporated milk.

Just want to point out the best Pumpkin Soup I ever had was in Manila Peninsula. It was a dinner event to launch a MIMs book. But homemade, it was my eldest son, who introduced it to us.

Thursday, August 31, 2017

Christmas in the Philippines

We are ushering in the "ber" months in the Philippines even as we celebrate  

Eid’l Adha
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/926395/breaking-sept-1-2017-declared-a-holiday-in-observance-of-eidl-adha

I have seen some stores selling Christmas decors this early; here's what you and I have to watch out for:

1. scammers will be more active. "teh,kuya, paki balik yung load...."

2. and spammers "do you have a credit card?"

3. traffic will get more intense (hot heads will prevail), especially near shopping centers. If you can help it, avoid Friday, payday, flash floods (to come in October, November, maybe onto December)

4. DO NOT SIGN your ATM cards. Pioneer Center asked me to sign mine! Notice some department stores no longer ask you to enter your PIN, to make it easier for you to spend. Leave some for after Christmas.

5. If you purchase gift certificates, make sure there is no expiration. Happened to me last year. I have not seen any law passed prohibiting expiration.

6. Compare prices not only year on year but store to store. Last year cherries were 800 pesos a kilo, now it's 1,200 per at Farmer's Market. Ube I got at 80 pesos a kilo from a stall in deepest labyrinth of Farmer's, while up front it's P120.  

7. Buy safe (lead free), age appropriate toys for your kids, babies, and loved ones.

Enjoy simple pleasures with family most of all, the heart and core of Philippine society,  spread peace and love. 




Friday, July 17, 2015

"Life needs frosting" at Cinnabon

Not good to rant, but I'll do it anyway.  An otherwise very lovely afternoon at Megamall turned unpleasant with mendicants (beggars) who kept cropping up left and right of us asking for alms. These were able bodied women, who didn't the very least look like incapable of looking for jobs however menial for as long as they can fend for themselves. Until I shook my head vigorously would they leave.

Brings me back to one time I had to go to Megamall's security office to file a report on my lost car keys. I had to ask our driver to bring me our spare keys. I never found them, but the experience was harrowing.

Imagine the security officer throwing the books on a woman shoplifter -- slapping her with a wad of newspaper, "ikaw na naman?"

Friday afternoon at this mall, full and bustling and brisk business every square meter of it. You try to get a first, second and third bite of a pastry - someone begs, what would you do?  It was just as harrowing an experience and I, totally unprepared to have been reminded of those below the poverty line.  

I know I have much to be thankful for but really, being poor and losing your dignity to beg is their choice, but not right to impose on others.   Megamall should do something about this before it gets to be like Quiapo. 


My coup de grace, photo shown.  

Wednesday, December 31, 2014

2014 SNIPPETS

October 2014

THIS HAS BEEN a fix-up day for me, a continuing saga with my LPG tank, remember my "de-salpak" or "de-roscas" post months ago? Recently my stove has been acting up, it would just ignite, blow LPG and the flame dies out. For fear that it would explode, I had to rush and get a new one. After speaking with a Standard (brand of my stove) repairman over the phone who insisted that I bring the unit to their service center. WTF, to Pasay? Then to fall in line for them to check and come back for it a week after? Effing suggestion.

So I called my LPG supplier-- SPEEDY LPG. You can look them up, they're quite good. Delivery is less than 30 minutes from somewhere Rockwell to my place. And the 7-kilo LPG tank is only P510 compared to the other dealer who quoted me at P670. They sent their delivery guy cum repair man to change my stove and hose to a thinner one. Now the hose can get through the hole and tank goes inside the cabinet under the sink.

But the culprit REALLY is the "de-salpak" regulator, not the stove. Good thing, Speedy repairman brought a heavy duty, metal regulator which is "on loan" to me and to be paid in X number of days.

CONSIDER THIS A BLESSING. NOW I CAN COOK.... and not use my rice cooker as fallback.

Count two: my printer/scanner's issues which were giving me a headache have been resolved. I went straight to Canon's corporate communications manager. Luz de Leon, you've met her for the OnStage magazine ad support. She sent a technician over and we determined that the store where I bought my unit misinformed me. Instead of my money back, I asked for a trade-in for the next higher model.
See what you get when you complain nicely? 

September 2014

IT'S BEEN EIGHT MONTHS since I moved to another unit where I live. It took quite a while with some pretty high level of stress to have my PLDT DSL service transferred here. Once up and running, I started to receive stray and spurious calls looking for a party clown group that's for hire.

I can count with my fingers  the calls that were meant for me as rare as when a meteor falls to the Earth.

Sometimes when I'm asleep (you know what weird hours I keep), my phone rings and the caller is asking for the Buyoyong clowns. No longer funny.

Yesterday evening was different and I heaved a sigh of relief that I didn't answer the phone. My kiddo diddo did. This time, the caller was inquiring about coffins. Better clowns than coffins.

"*&&^%^$%$%$&**, grrrr"  expletives


August 2014

NEVER THOUGHT I'd be an addict to anything. I'm out of coffee, and now am climbing walls. Instead, I find in the fridge, GOYA Dark Raisins (dark chocolate coated raisins) a worthy replacement. It's manufactured under license  by Delfi Foods, Inc. (of Switzerland) to  Delfi Foods Inc. (in Parang, Marikina). If I remember right, the GOYA brand under Philippine Cocoa Corp. was one of the product lines we handled when I was in A&A.

It's such a joy to eat it this early morning, that you wanna answer to the call of nature.  I'm reading "A Separate Peace"  by the late John Knowles.  It's a story on suicide by an introverted adolescent intellectual.  While I have a long way to go, I can only read when I'm in bed and not engaged in catching up on conversations with the kiddo, my ward.  He has stories to tell, over the years.

I'd crawl for a cup of coffee.... walk a mile, and that's just for starters for today, Wednesday.


July 2014

Another for the books... lately I am pissed by some text scammers who scheme to steal load from people in the guise of a promotional campaign. I have been a GLOBE Handyphone postpaid subscriber for many years now. In the past, I was given a free phone every other year for being a loyal customer.

Around 3 weeks ago, I received an SMS from a unknown texter, title in all caps GLOBE ADVISORY.... something to the effect in really bad English-- You have been chosen as the winner of 35% discount on your monthly bill. ("the winner" --- is it me only?). To claim, text 500 to number 2XXXXXXXXXX.

After I reported to Globe's hotline, I deleted the SMS with some sort of an assurance from the CSR that he will do something about it. After a few days, indeed, I got an SMS from Globe coming from a 4-digit number, saying "DON'T BE A VICTIM OF TEXT SCAMS.... " Fine, thank you.

This morning was different and what a way to start the day -- to report again to Globe, I spoke with a certain Gena Fontanosa (I have her employee number), a CSR at Globe's hotline who can't do anything to bar the text messages. She said I had to call TOUCH MOBILE myself and report it. UNBELIEVABLE and she refused to get me her supervisor.
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Be wary of these numbers: 639222398973 (not sure what network) and 29368986578 of TOUCH MOBILE, a sister company of Globe.

I am frothing in the mouth for lack of words.


July 2014

HAD A DELIGHTFUL lunch with family:  my son Nicolo, his wife and our  kiddo Marcus at BAWAIS VIETNAMESE KITCHEN. It's right along Katipunan Road, in White Plains QC. I think that whatever food we ordered, it would have been all the same delightful. My choice was the pan fried fillet of sole with lots of veggies on the side. The rest of the orders were my daughter-in-law's choices who has mastered the likes and dislikes of the family. She strongly recommended the tamarind iced tea which I savored down to the the last drop and seeds (yes, you can eat the tamarind seeds). We drove to a dessert place nearby for cakes and bubble teas where I, the coffee addict was happily content with brewed coffee.  



June 2014

KRAFT DOESN’T MAKE cheddar as sharp and tasty anymore. Bought a small size CHEDDAR cheese, hoping it's sharp and can be easily grated. I had to put it in the freezer so I could get to grate but still only with some difficulty. I usually prepare cheese pimiento spread  myself with butter and good sharp cheese,  and stewed red bell pepper. This one is such a low down deception of KRAFT CHEDDAR. 

When you read the label on the box, it says "processed cheese spread.”


June 2014


TODAY I FEEL PROUD of myself. I forgave a merchandiser at my not so favorite nearby supermarket. Here's what happened: I bought half a kilo of hamonado longgonisa, ground beef and other small items a couple of days ago. This was a stop gap solution till I am able to do my full list of groceries this weekend. The longgonisa tasted weird, and my kiddo validated it when he got home from school. He didn't finish his packed lunch plain and simple. Since I couldn't find the receipt, I brought with me the ATM receipt instead.  The customer service supervisor  was able to trace which concessionaire to call for reprimand.  It was STRANGE that the receipt printed out by customer service personnel didn't show any longgonisa.  It showed "sawdust," .401 kg. at 30 pesos a kilo. Sawdust is a product description for scrap meat used to feed animals, like pets.  Dear Lord,  why would I feed ourselves with scrap meat? But wait, there's more.... we went to the concessionaires row, I pointed out which of them sold me the longgonisa. Clearly it was the male merchandiser I recognized from two days ago who gave me the longgonisa.  He didn’t properly tag the item, thus the mistake was carried out through the cashier. The supervisor insisted on a reprimand however,  my soul melted, and told the customer service supervisor that I will settle for replacement of the longganisa. Got tinapa instead.  

That’s how the aversion to longgonisa started, never again to buy it  at this supermarket.  

Thursday, August 7, 2014

A LITTLE EACH DAY

August 2014
Another for the books... lately I am pissed by some text scammers who scheme to steal load from people in the guise of a promotional campaign. I have been a GLOBE Handyphone postpaid subscriber for many years now. In the past, I was given a free phone every other year for being a loyal customer.

Around 3 weeks ago, I received an SMS from a unknown sender, title in all caps GLOBE ADVISORY.... something to the effect in really bad English-- You have been chosen as the winner of 35% discount on your monthly bill. ("the winner" -- is it me only?). To claim, text 500 to number 2XXXXXXXXXX. 

After I reported to Globe’s hotline, I deleted the SMS with some sort of an assurance from the first customer service representative (CSR) I spoke with,  that he will do something about my complaint. Indeed, after a few days, I got an SMS from Globe coming from a 4-digit number, saying "DON'T BE A VICTIM OF TEXT SCAMS.... "  Fine, thank you.

To report again to Globe upon receiving the second SMS,  I spoke with a certain Gena Fontanosa,  a CSR at Globe's hotline who can't do anything to bar the text messages. She said I had to call TOUCH MOBILE, which is a sister company of GLOBE and report it. UNBELIEVABLE and she refused to get me her supervisor. 

Be wary of these numbers: 639222398973 (not sure what network) and 29368986578 of TOUCH MOBILE. 

It was opening of business hours when I called Globe’s hotline.  It wasn’t a great way to start my day,furious and frothing in the mouth. 



July 2014
I usually bring a small pack of crackers or wafers to work for either morning or afternoon snack that goes well with coffee, which is free and "unli" any time of the day, any day of the week. Sometimes I venture to buy a couple of COUNTRY STYLE munchkins in lieu of crackers. After a few times buying munchkins (over a day old) that were "dry" and hard to swallow, I would add "yung hindi luma" when ordering munchkins at the counter. Then the attendant would pick those at the back of the tray --- it pays to be a choosy customer, right? I find I tell myself YOLO (you only live once)  more and more. Some people would rather say, LISE (life is short, enjoy) the munchkins, it’s cheap and can be devoured whole when in a rush.    


June 2014
KRAFT doesn't make cheddar as sharp and tasty anymore. I bought a small size CHEDDAR (so it says on the box)  cheese, hoping it's sharp and can easily be grated. Heck no, I had to put it in the freezer before  grating, and the taste was definitely NOT sharp.  I like to use freshly grated sharp cheddar or eden for my cheese pimiento.  I usually prepare cheese pimiento spread with butter and stewed (canned) red bell pepper. KRAFT’s CHEDDAR labeling is a poor attempt to deceive consumers, read closely and you’d see "processed cheese spread."